I met a fine lil honey last night at Popeyes who told me she could suck the soul out of a playa. I told her I’ve heard it all before, she might as well run game on someone her own age. She pulled me close and kissed my neck and begin to caress the back of my head and told me she was looking for someone more vintage. So I take her back to my place and she begins taking her clothes off immediately. I asked her what was she doing? (Not that I mind but my blue pill hasn’t taken affect yet). She told me she didn’t want my love stains getting on her Gucci. Trying to get nasty but want to keep your shirt clean? I got you covered!

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The game is to be sold, not told... but I’m an old man, and I have had plenty of experience on this planet that I haven’t shared yet. I mean, am I really just going to croak and die without teaching my future players and sugar babies the game?

I’ve held my share of seminars. Sold books and DVDs on sex, relationships and dating but I feel like there’s soo much left to be told. So welcome to my blog. I’m going to share my experience as a sugar daddy and hope y’all pick up some game.