I met a fine lil honey last night at Popeyes who told me she could suck the soul out of a playa. I told her I’ve heard it all before, she might as well run game on someone her own age. She pulled me close and kissed my neck and begin to caress the back of my head and told me she was looking for someone more vintage. So I take her back to my place and she begins taking her clothes off immediately. I asked her what was she doing? (Not that I mind but my blue pill hasn’t taken affect yet). She told me she didn’t want my love stains getting on her Gucci. Trying to get nasty but want to keep your shirt clean? I got you covered!
I’m laying in bed with one of my sugar babies and I start reaching for my viagra pills. She stops me. I’m like “girl what you doing?!?! You how long it takes to get me started?”. She tells me she gets it but she wants me to stop taking pharmaceutical drugs and go natural. “Girl I got high blood pressure, a bad heart and arthritis; you trying to get me killed?!?!” She says she has natural remedies for that.. “okay, but what about my Johnson, you got a natural remedy for that?” I ask her. She then shows me a gift she got me from kinkycandyonline.com ... at first I start screaming “who do I look like? Austin Powers?” ... but after a while I warmed up to the idea. The Power Pump helps increase your size and sexual satisfaction. Get yours today, at bit.ly/2OgL42W
So my sugar baby told me she needs a new toy but it needs to be discreet. She told me to go to kinkycandyonline.com to buy some lip stick... but this ain’t no ordinary lipstick. It’s the womanizer2go. Epi24, the groundbreaking company behind the award-winning Womanizer line of pleasure products, had just debut its covert creation, the lipstick-shaped Womanizer 2GO right around the same time she told me she needed a new toy. Coincidence? I think not!
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The game is to be sold, not told... but I’m an old man, and I have had plenty of experience on this planet that I haven’t shared yet. I mean, am I really just going to croak and die without teaching my future players and sugar babies the game?
I’ve held my share of seminars. Sold books and DVDs on sex, relationships and dating but I feel like there’s soo much left to be told. So welcome to my blog. I’m going to share my experience as a sugar daddy and hope y’all pick up some game.